Chickens

Chickens are hilarious.  They eat nearly everything, dig around constantly, have an Invincible attitude, and make free food.  They're the perfect farm animal!

I would almost say chickens are easy to raise, but I would say they're medium-easy.  We've had chickens for a lot of years, and for the first few seasons they enjoyed free ranging around the yard.  They gobbled up bugs, helped mow the grass, ripped up big holes in search of dust to bathe in, and played chicken football with snacks we threw to them.  They also were getting eaten by just about everything: coyotes, foxes, wolves, hawks, neighbor dogs, and occasionally a skunk would try to get in on the action.  We always figured that if we lost a chicken or two to predators in a season, that was the price they all paid for having as great of a chicken life as you possibly could offer.

Until the weasels arrived.  Twice our flock was 100% destroyed by these bloodthirsty demons, all for a lap of blood.  Talk about a kick in the chicken teeth.  To combat the weasels, growing hawk threat, and coyotes that had learned where the larder was, we had to fence in a run outside of our chicken coop and harden our defenses to keep out all hungry wildlife.  The chickens honestly don't know they're cooped up because their concept of freedom is not quite there, but to me it feels a little like a zoo.  On the plus side, we haven't lost any chickens to predators since 2018 and we're still getting tasty eggs.  I throw them a handful of "greeny-greens" (grass) every day so they can get a taste for what they're missing.  It's the best part of every chicken's day.

Our chickens are also lucky enough to get delicious leftovers from Rodeo Mexican Kitchen.  It dawned on me while getting my weekly burrito there that they must generate quite a bit of veggie waste preparing salads, salsas, and other delights.  A couple of full litter buckets a week, in fact!  Nearly all of it is prime chicken food, with the exception of onion husks which are nobody's favorite.  Tomatillos, roasted pepper innards, moldy tomatoes, and the end of the day's salad greens all help keep our chickens happy and healthy.  Plus, it's less food that I gotta feed 'em, not to mention tastier eggs.  And as if those benefits weren't great enough to justify scavenging veggie waste like a New York City rat colony, I also am helping to keep thousands of pounds of food waste out of the landfill every year.  Who knew raising chickens could help save the planet!

In 2020 one of our aging hens went broody.  We snuck some peepers under her in the cover of darkness and she raised them for us!  If you ever have a chicken go broody, never miss this prime opportunity to save on heat lamp costs.  Let nature raise the next generation of egg layers for you.

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