I find all sorts of weird things in the woods.  Rotten camps, vultures, mines, waterfalls... not a lot surprises me anymore.  Except the time I found a dildo.  That was probably the weirdest.

I was just wrapping up a camp out on a bluff along the North Country Trail in the Trap Hills, following a successful journey to Little Trap Falls. The sunrise was perfectly placed, and I had the hills all to myself.  Just a normal day in the Ottawa National Forest!

Until I got back to the small trailhead where I'd parked the evening before.  There in the mud next to my truck was a bright pink dildo.  It had all the bells and whistles, including batteries for its built-in vibrator.  Wowee.

Where did it come from?  I'll never know.  I feel like I would have seen it if it were there the day previously when I arrived, but maybe I overlooked it because it's Somebody Else's Problem.  Or possibly someone had a rollicking good time in the parking lot next to my truck?  The world may never know.

Because I am an adherant to Leave No Trace, I bagged it up and disposed of it when I got home.  Dildos definitely don't decompose quickly out there.