Stats
Video game characters have stats that grow with experience. Sports stars have their metrics ruthlessly analyzed by bettors and coaches. Dungeons & Dragons players roll dice to see how their characters will fare in battle based on imaginary numbers. So what's stopping regular people from bragging about their stats, too?
I decided it was high time to list all of my buffs, modifiers, statistics, and overall scores in one place for all to see. Now you can see how you stack up against Nathan Invincible, and start dreaming of tracking everything you do in your life like you're an NPC. Who knows, maybe we're all in the Matrix and these really are being used to calculate outcomes and probabilities. Oh wait, that's just prediction markets. Whatever you do, don't bet on me because I'd love nothing more than to fail on purpose to lose someone a lot of money.
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Radio Shows DJ'd: 853 (as of 2026-07-02)
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Tracks played live on the radio: 22,240 (as of 2026-07-02)
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Lakes in the Ottawa National Forest visited: 280 (as of 2025-03)
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Months I've camped in a row: 127 (as of 2026-07)
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Maple Syrup Produced: 83.8 gallons (as of 2026-04)
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Next Wendsterburies survived: 9
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